{"id":778,"date":"2012-06-10T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-10T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/10\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-10\/"},"modified":"2012-06-10T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-10T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/10\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-06-10"},"content":{"rendered":"

@monicabyrne13<\/a> I know right? Babies should just like READ some KEATS or SOMETHING. in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Schlumping around Brooklyn with no shirt like the protagonist from a 50s lit short story. My grousing is now Symbolic. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> my ennui is going to cook some eggs, if you want some. in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@dropping_dombs<\/a> do. in reply to dropping_dombs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
A book, riding a horse. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Every cup of this coffee is a vote for freedom. #<\/a><\/li>\n
livin every wek like its shart wek #<\/a><\/li>\n
CUDD LYFE #KnuckleTats<\/a> #sleepytime #<\/a><\/li>\n
Science now suggests conception is NOT like that scene in star wars during which the death star blows up, but more like when the rancor dies #<\/a><\/li>\n
Whomever said, "if you love something, set it free" never worked at the Center for Disease Control. #epidemiophile<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Toting this jar of honey with the honeycomb STILL IN as if it were a cooler of black market livers and I were a gourmet high on bath salt. #<\/a><\/li>\n
bumper sticker: I WOULD RATHER BE FRYING EMPANADAS IN MY UNDERPANTS WHILE DRINKING WHISKEY & SHOUTING HELLENIDEUTCHERFRANCOSPAGNOLUSKI SLURS #<\/a><\/li>\n
@pata_sucia<\/a> I use all parts of the bumper. Waste not. in reply to pata_sucia<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
After the concierge finishes with the fire extinguisher, I usually try to hiss something about classism before I lose consciousness. #polite<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@thedombshelter<\/a> @pintocholo @rts94<\/a> perhaps "shud u? wud u neways?" or "whose shoes" in reply to thedombshelter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
teeth considered as hollow elastic cones #<\/a><\/li>\n
today wins worst Tuesday award #<\/a><\/li>\n
Dear Buick driver wearing a reflective vest. Dear fellow. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@hey_friend<\/a> lovely! And yes, slightly ominous. I want to make a gif, giving each of you the twitchy eye. in reply to hey_friend<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
high definition photographs of all the pores in your skin, one after another, frame by frame, all. Which of them will you remember? #<\/a><\/li>\n
@alisonluntz<\/a> his sedan is so spacious, it reminds him of the endless expanse surrounding spinning earth. Reflective vest soothes his terror. in reply to alisonluntz<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@alisonluntz<\/a> what I am saying here is: SPACE HUNTERS. in reply to alisonluntz<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Celebrating the wedding of Amandayan Dachelle Quattlebaylor this fine day. #randy2012<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
@monicabyrne13 I know right? Babies should just like READ some KEATS or SOMETHING. in reply to monicabyrne13 # Schlumping around Brooklyn with no shirt like the protagonist from a 50s lit short story. My grousing is now Symbolic. # @plasticbrentley my ennui is going to cook some eggs, if you want some. in reply to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}