{"id":777,"date":"2012-06-03T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-03T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/03\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-03\/"},"modified":"2012-06-03T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-03T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-03","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/03\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-06-03\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-06-03"},"content":{"rendered":"

haec omnia vulnera belli tibi nunc sananda sunt #<\/a><\/li>\n
"But officer, he said 'totes, bro' to me." is APPARENTLY not a sufficient excuse for lighting a person on fire. #nojury<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Shang Tsung with the stars #television<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
They said, "Nepal," but I said, "Yes." #<\/a><\/li>\n
@JulieByrneHUCS<\/a> i wanted that link to the study re: autistic children & fake impossible tasks to be a gallery of kids making derisive faces. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@JulieByrneHUCS<\/a> possibly with captioned rebukes to the scientists. #<\/a><\/li>\n
the new day is a sandbar; you are a bewildered pilot whale cut off from your pod. your usual senses lie. beach yourself & learn of the sun. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> how else to reach the sun? in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> like that bowl of petunias #notagain<\/a> in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
When you say, "don't be so hard on yourself," are you referring to scratch or rebound? #<\/a><\/li>\n
For a gentleman who owns but the one pair of trousers, jorts are a Decision. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Oh no, Harry smized at Katniss! Don't tell Edward, he'll get Ke$ha to sing that song about starships again. #thekids<\/a> #sohip #rightnow<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict– *hurled into gorge, screaming* #<\/a><\/li>\n
replace moments of silence with moments of fugazi #<\/a><\/li>\n
sai melt any us come bus tea on #<\/a><\/li>\n
just promise. to use all. parts of the marmoset. #<\/a><\/li>\n
#KnuckleTats<\/a> right hand L E F T, and left hand I G H T with the R painted on my thumbnail. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@themattlondon<\/a> I have replaced all my blood with jealousy. Scorsese is the best. in reply to themattlondon<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Fifty shades of wu-tang #betterbooks<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@ferretthimself<\/a> if you're really lucky the revamped scope is for an amphibious moon lander, & the specs are hand motions & whooshing sounds. in reply to ferretthimself<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
if one were to baste the world with dr pepper \\ all the world would taste of dr pepper #<\/a><\/li>\n
Tying hard not to be too inspired by this lady in jean capris smoking an entire slim cigarette at the gas pump. #YOLO<\/a> #andBriefly #<\/a><\/li>\n
Woke up, can't sleep. Maybe I'll fly to New York City. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Boarded, on the runway. Got patted down again. #themodeltraveler<\/a> #amerrrricaaaa #<\/a><\/li>\n
Neu Jourque. Finally, we'll discover where brooklyn at. #<\/a><\/li>\n
"Oedipus sheets, kind of a great marketing idea. They're for your queen sized bed." — @vyemoran<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
To Coney Island with my homeboys, to check all the archetypal carnival metaphors and think about Tom Waits and ogle the aquabestiary. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Watched walruses feeding, whistling, chuffing. #<\/a><\/li>\n
TELL ME ABOUT THE WALRUS. TELL ME. ABOUT. THE WALRUS. TELL ME ABOUT THE WALRUS. #<\/a><\/li>\n
in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni #<\/a><\/li>\n
So @tofermoran<\/a>, who no longer uses twitter at all, has just designed the best tattoo for me. Tomorrow this will go on my body. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@Cait_Elizabeth<\/a> yessss in reply to Cait_Elizabeth<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Watching all my British buddies hate the insectmother's #jubilee<\/a> is one of the best things. Heh, monarchy. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> @tofermoran JACKALS CARRYING LOADS OF STICKS AND LIKE A THOUSAND CROWS JUST CIRCLING. in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> @danarorana @tofermoran<\/a> tofer just lives like YODA — You Only Draw All of the tattoos. in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@rquat<\/a> yesssss. Or I can disrupt your wedding? in reply to rquat<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@ferretthimself<\/a> the sequel to Daniel Defoe's "Moll Flanders" is "In Flanders Field," isn't it? in reply to ferretthimself<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tofermoran<\/a> @plasticbrentley crossed paths with a pot of jackal buttermilk. What do I do. #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
haec omnia vulnera belli tibi nunc sananda sunt # "But officer, he said 'totes, bro' to me." is APPARENTLY not a sufficient excuse for lighting a person on fire. #nojury # Shang Tsung with the stars #television # They said, "Nepal," but I said, "Yes." # @JulieByrneHUCS i wanted that link to the study re: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}