{"id":775,"date":"2012-05-27T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-27T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/27\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-05-27\/"},"modified":"2012-05-27T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-27T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2012-05-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/27\/weekly-tweet-digest-2012-05-27\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest &#8211; 2012-05-27"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/pata_sucia\" class=\"aktt_username\">pata_sucia<\/a> congratulations!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/pata_sucia\/statuses\/204199066534543361\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to pata_sucia<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/204200360598974465\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/damiengwalter\" class=\"aktt_username\">damiengwalter<\/a> @mkazoo @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\" class=\"aktt_username\">monicabyrne13<\/a> I measure &quot;good&quot; by my response to the work, so it&#039;s possible. Consensus of the ages = bikini emperor.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/damiengwalter\/statuses\/204118076634054656\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to damiengwalter<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/204201603274772480\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Going to ground all day to write. As the kids say, I shall flip a def jam.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/204201804676866048\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cmunell\" class=\"aktt_username\">cmunell<\/a>: I think &quot;documents&quot; is a kind of #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Media\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">Media<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/aqK8nuB0\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/aqK8nuB0<\/a>)  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/204646328406507521\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Watching the Russians in my office try to understand what a &quot;key lime cheeseball&quot; would taste like is a pleasure distinct and inexhaustible.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/204666915967348737\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I keep all them sucka MCs lookin out by politely warning them of dangers in our common environment #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23djprimate\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">djprimate<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/204676826738589697\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>some phrases I can&#039;t shake today: &quot;caloric sphincter&quot;, &quot;chthonic sebum&quot;, &quot;cafe fiat&#039;s caveat&quot;, &quot;but it worked on the local database&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/204921245395992577\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>we are the dream weebles, and we are the wibbles of wobbles. wandering by clown flea-circus &#8230;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/204923331802173440\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How many times can I scream &quot;she ain&#039;t no holla back gurrrrrrrr&quot; before I am kicked out of the human race. Just how many times.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205040970255958018\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\" class=\"aktt_username\">monicabyrne13<\/a> I see your splendid all-toting macguyver and raise you infinity: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/tsppNggy\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/tsppNggy<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\/statuses\/204078368981925888\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205043129869545473\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/AllisoNicole86\" class=\"aktt_username\">AllisoNicole86<\/a> there are always clowns somewhere. You just can&#039;t see them all the time.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/AllisoNicole86\/statuses\/204928818396413953\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to AllisoNicole86<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205048643210838016\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>In his prime, Harlan Ellison could have won a knife fight against any writer working in any genre.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205082079061479425\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>build brick by brick  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205250445738917888\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>New music Wednesday: vattnet viskar, beach house&#039;s bloom, frankie rose  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205285346391498753\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>These sausages are the W\u00c3\u00bcrste.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205319864922025986\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>New game: using a time machine, play aha&#039;s &quot;take on me&quot; for every known composer in history.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205352587237670912\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/realvalnolan\" class=\"aktt_username\">realvalnolan<\/a> Do you smell smoke? I think they&#039;re berlin.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/realvalnolan\/statuses\/205320468696276992\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205360428740648960\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>hailstorm  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205384586560151553\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dropping_dombs\" class=\"aktt_username\">dropping_dombs<\/a> regret is only a function of context wooooo #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23springbreak1827\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">springbreak1827<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dropping_dombs\/statuses\/205368398086029312\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to dropping_dombs<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205385765256036352\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/vyemoran\" class=\"aktt_username\">vyemoran<\/a> if you write while sitting on the toilet then you only need the wine.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/vyemoran\/statuses\/205394162252656641\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to vyemoran<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205394662863814656\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\" class=\"aktt_username\">monicabyrne13<\/a> the year the sky was a frozen ballpit  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\/statuses\/205393029681520640\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205394836214394881\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\" class=\"aktt_username\">monicabyrne13<\/a> I am imagining a monitor lizard with a massive hailstone instead of an egg. Excellent.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\/statuses\/205396631842066433\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205398251850043393\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/vyemoran\" class=\"aktt_username\">vyemoran<\/a> &#8230;we have different concepts of the word &quot;legit.&quot; does it actually mean &quot;dangerously alcoholic?&quot;  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/vyemoran\/statuses\/205395107334209537\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to vyemoran<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205398729551912964\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>the method of zadig  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205398896875282434\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/vyemoran\" class=\"aktt_username\">vyemoran<\/a> &quot;I am a mysogynist who is consumed with the fear of failure and abuse substances to avoid dealing with problems.&quot; &#8212; Hemingway  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/vyemoran\/statuses\/205400079576727552\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to vyemoran<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205405632415809538\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Fightcodin = hydrocodone, Jameson, and pig adrenaline cocktail  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205414664362934272\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>are they supposed to be weeping black fluid? #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23cooking\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">cooking<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205446047789629440\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>super fun that now, when I&#039;m scarfing raw corn on the cob over the kitchen trash can in the middle of the night, all I think of is Monsanto.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205638848821207040\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Re @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/SpaceX\" class=\"aktt_username\">SpaceX<\/a>, RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/elonmusk\" class=\"aktt_username\">elonmusk<\/a>: The President just called to say congrats. Caller ID was blocked, so at first I thought it was a telemarketer \ud83d\ude42  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205640171297845248\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Important: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cascio\" class=\"aktt_username\">cascio<\/a> is reporting plenary of the european parliament, live. Scary, sad, astute. (via @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/McKelvie\" class=\"aktt_username\">McKelvie<\/a>)  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205649988154425344\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cascio\" class=\"aktt_username\">cascio<\/a> items of interest != spam. Keep it coming, please.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cascio\/statuses\/205648384676204544\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to cascio<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205650565995307008\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>beeees RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/simondebrux\" class=\"aktt_username\">simondebrux<\/a>: It turned out the bees that came tapping on my window last night were just the advance guard&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/eBvlGlYC\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/eBvlGlYC<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205652049092812801\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cascio\" class=\"aktt_username\">cascio<\/a> thanks for the clarification. seems like the kind of meeting I want to know about, EP or not. Thanks!  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cascio\/statuses\/205650600103387136\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to cascio<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205652414676746240\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23wotd\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">wotd<\/a> brandcrimes. Via @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/felixgilman\" class=\"aktt_username\">felixgilman<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205674533414375425\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Pathetic and years behind. via @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/glorioushubris\" class=\"aktt_username\">glorioushubris<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/YeyAkHGp\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/YeyAkHGp<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205694431695880192\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hepatitus Andronicus #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23newplay\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">newplay<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205709436600332288\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23newmusic\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">newmusic<\/a> : @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mewithoutyou\" class=\"aktt_username\">mewithoutyou<\/a>&#039;s album &quot;ten stories&quot; is superb. On repeat all day, all week.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205718281468919809\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>rhymes so asthmatic I even get picked last in the rap game  #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23emceeGeezer\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">emceeGeezer<\/a> #geezin  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205739602194075648\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The way to enjoy doom metal the most is to imagine your favorite dinosaurs playing all the instruments.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205760732216832000\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/pintocholo\" class=\"aktt_username\">pintocholo<\/a> #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23continuingsaga\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">continuingsaga<\/a> #momtweets  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/pintocholo\/statuses\/205776592289538049\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to pintocholo<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205777925973348354\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>crippled bird dance  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205966483820523520\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Good morning.  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/7V6mI4uu\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/7V6mI4uu<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/205970982433865728\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\" class=\"aktt_username\">monicabyrne13<\/a> I imagine all coelacanths sounding identical: like a species of muttering tom joneses.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\/statuses\/205867284223365120\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/206002830409076736\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Watch live stream of @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/SpaceX\" class=\"aktt_username\">SpaceX<\/a>&#039;s dragon docking with the international space station at <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/BsdsdYeI\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/BsdsdYeI<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/206016673843646465\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>New game: end your business lunches by screaming all of Whitman&#039;s &quot;O captain! My captain!&quot; in the voice of Mrs Doubtfire.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/206075894136180737\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\" class=\"aktt_username\">monicabyrne13<\/a> @spacex watching all this makes me want to get my pilots&#039; license even more.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/monicabyrne13\/statuses\/206070748329148416\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to monicabyrne13<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/206080012510699520\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>hang the elephant must hang the elephant must hang  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/206151192353587200\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I refuse to be burdened \\ by the yellowing heart \\ of the chrysanthemum \\ along the wall. &#8212; Li Ch&#039;ing Chao  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/206535909460557824\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@pata_sucia congratulations! in reply to pata_sucia # @damiengwalter @mkazoo @monicabyrne13 I measure &quot;good&quot; by my response to the work, so it&#039;s possible. Consensus of the ages = bikini emperor. in reply to damiengwalter # Going to ground all day to write. As the kids say, I shall flip a def jam. # RT @cmunell: I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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