{"id":739,"date":"2011-11-06T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/06\/weekly-tweet-digest-2011-11-06\/"},"modified":"2011-11-06T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-06T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2011-11-06","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/06\/weekly-tweet-digest-2011-11-06\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-11-06"},"content":{"rendered":"

ancient sweatpants, a hoodie that smells of campfire, new socks, homemade chicken soup, & french heist movies = how to be ill correctly #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> didn't he beat out over six million rival candidates, including jedward? mikey-d's hair alone could govern most countries. in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@taylor_audrey<\/a> thanks, i think all i need are sleep and water and heist movies in reply to taylor_audrey<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@alliq<\/a> but studying is your brain getting engaged! #winwinwin<\/a> #smartiesftw in reply to alliq<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> there i go, overestimating ireland again. in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> i can't. light pollution. in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@ittyprecious<\/a> google tells me "dsk" is probably "Dominique Strauss-Kahn," which makes that the most complex way to say "french maid" ever. in reply to ittyprecious<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@ittyprecious<\/a> also: 1)those other people are tasteless swine, & 2) i dressed up as some guy going to work in a hoodie. which is new. for me. in reply to ittyprecious<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
oh hey there irregular palpitations of the heart. maybe four hundred milligrams of caffeine a day is not so good for ye. #<\/a><\/li>\n
in tangentially related news, SLEEP FLEES FROM MINE EYES. #<\/a><\/li>\n
guys hey guys. do you know of any drugs that would like slow my heartbeat down to say rabid hummingbird level or something less than a growl #<\/a><\/li>\n
@NicholasStenner<\/a> i am contemplating whether to swim to korea or not. via the atlantic. how are you? what are the haps? in reply to NicholasStenner<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@NicholasStenner<\/a> trying to start a book, working a significant amount, getting paid regularly. you know, the deal. in reply to NicholasStenner<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
instead of sleeping i wrote a poem. not too bad, brain. (i will most likely kill you in the morning.) #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> from over here it is more like all of you are flickering in and out of existence. you and the tigers and mountains and sea. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> giving my visions up to sleep so i can be a useful employee tomorrow. (aside: that 27'52 is an exceptionally beautiful thing) in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mynameis_shoe<\/a> i am imagining eartha kitt as a two nosed gem-bellied troll. delight ensues. in reply to mynameis_shoe<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> a thousand times yes. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
BINARY SOLO DAY. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> nah, just get yourself one of those quick-pour cottages in a ScenicLocation\u00e2\u201e\u00a2. oooh, sick burren! in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> don't you remember who you introduced me to? in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@taylor_audrey<\/a> you're right. balance is what's best. in reply to taylor_audrey<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
today i impressed some russians with my scant but excellently accented russian. another language in which i can parrot but not communicate. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@elleeffect<\/a> her most recent album is a high five made out of hammering guitars. so good. in reply to elleeffect<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@taylor_audrey<\/a> i'm not not there because i don't think it's not wonderful. in reply to taylor_audrey<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> oh yes. soon i will reread the stories; i've been wanting to do that for a while. and silk road goes on the list also–thanks. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> http:\/\/t.co\/mBAMvEvO<\/a> not entirely accurate, since they too have jetpacks, but refuse to engage them. in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
is the evening still stretched against the sky \/ like a patient etherized upon a table? \/ or is that my brain? #<\/a><\/li>\n
guess who found a whiteboard at work & has coerced his coworkers into daily RHYME TIME? (coerced here means yelling "rhyme time" repeatedly) #<\/a><\/li>\n
this conversation is a heap o' sashimi far far from the ocean. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> if they don't always feel that way, i'm working incorrectly. i should keep puppets in my desk. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
we hold these truths to be self-evident, that my sleep schedule is kind of jacked up. #<\/a><\/li>\n
going to charlotte for the weekend. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@MrDannyNoel<\/a> i just got back to fuquay. are you serious. why. in reply to MrDannyNoel<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@taylor_audrey<\/a> happy birthday; hang somebody in effigy. in reply to taylor_audrey<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
RT @Keffy<\/a>: Also, out of all the ridiculous crap in an X-Men movie, what is really bugging me is HOW ARE YOU FINDING GENES IN 1962? #<\/a><\/li>\n
@MrDannyNoel<\/a> i was just in charlotte this afternoon. we must have passed one another on the road. in reply to MrDannyNoel<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> these are the same crews that painted the hills for my drive home in late afternoon. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
ancient sweatpants, a hoodie that smells of campfire, new socks, homemade chicken soup, & french heist movies = how to be ill correctly # @realvalnolan didn't he beat out over six million rival candidates, including jedward? mikey-d's hair alone could govern most countries. in reply to realvalnolan # @taylor_audrey thanks, i think all i need […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}