{"id":733,"date":"2011-10-16T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-16T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/16\/weekly-tweet-digest-2011-10-16\/"},"modified":"2011-10-16T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-16T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2011-10-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/16\/weekly-tweet-digest-2011-10-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-10-16"},"content":{"rendered":"

padding around my house, singing the black eyed peas in a quavery old man voice. #mylawn<\/a> #mylawnmylawnmylawn #checkitout<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@taylor_audrey<\/a> that sounds delightful, actually. you bought them, own them. i am making a fist pumping motion you cannot see. in reply to taylor_audrey<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
So i heard you're supposed to serve red wine at human body temperature. So i left a bottle in my car. In the sun. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Sushi, wine, pie, and pretending to be a monster made of brain spiders. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@AllisoNicole86<\/a> the fangs are always out, but you can't tell because i don't know how to smile. in reply to AllisoNicole86<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@gralinnaea<\/a> technology is cowardice. i heat my wine with the golden breath of ra. in reply to gralinnaea<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@Cait_Elizabeth<\/a> didn't like the taste. it's starting to grow on me, especially eli's beans. in reply to Cait_Elizabeth<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> this one was too raspberry sweet for me. yellow-tail shiraz-grenache. lately my tastes have been more to the savory & bitter. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> never had any of those. not even the martini, sad to report. i usually just order bourbon. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
saddle up. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> i will. there's an herbal liqueur called "blutwurtz" that's pretty great, too, but that's more a digestif than cocktail in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@zerohypeart<\/a> THE BEST NEWS, SIR. in reply to zerohypeart<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
something wicket this way scrums: an occult examination of sport. #bookproposal<\/a> #uk #<\/a><\/li>\n
i'm torn b\/w my initial assessment of catfish as gross, based on mark twain, & thinking they are the best animal ever, based on @qikipedia<\/a>. #<\/a><\/li>\n
so do i read a mark helprin short story, a richard yates short story, paul park's three marys, or some random poetry from 1991? #<\/a><\/li>\n
in other news i am so exhausted that my brain is plotting how to shut off the muscles in my hands so i can no longer pick up coffee #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kelceyherrera<\/a> in the fridge at this new job there is an unlimited supply of free dr pepper. in reply to kelceyherrera<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kelceyherrera<\/a> you should apply directly to the dr pepper plant. they probably have swimmers to stir it, as willy wonka might. in reply to kelceyherrera<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kelceyherrera<\/a> try to pose as an oompa loompa? just saying, fraud would be worth getting your mitts on all that peppah. in reply to kelceyherrera<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
heat death insomnia soundtrack: girls – honey bunny http:\/\/t.co\/IR8PzX3R<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> woke myself up with dreams. the worst plan for being rested. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> even that would be better than my brain churning but not cohering. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> made me smile, anyway. as others've said, how can one be grumpy to wake up in a world full of stuff like this? http:\/\/t.co\/XKyjX5f5<\/a> in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
team punch fighting for optimal daily punch fighting of the day. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> i salute you. it is only by paddling a river of tears that a small child retains what he learns. in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> she does move unnaturally. later no doubt she pulls off her cuteness mask to reveal an endless hazy blue tunnel walled with mirrors. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
there is now such a thing in the world as a burrito full of cornbread stuffing. #<\/a><\/li>\n
what's that disease where you read "prawn" when the word is "pawn." because i think i have that. #seachess<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
today's "studying sql books until my brain bleeds exquisite & optimized query-sap" soundtrack: http:\/\/t.co\/U1qpq7Hz<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
EXPRESS THAT BRAIN-SAP, WEE NEURON HEAP. #squeeeeze<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
"if i throw this [shovel at you from across the yard], will you put it in the garage?" –my mother, shortest path optimization expert #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
padding around my house, singing the black eyed peas in a quavery old man voice. #mylawn #mylawnmylawnmylawn #checkitout # @taylor_audrey that sounds delightful, actually. you bought them, own them. i am making a fist pumping motion you cannot see. in reply to taylor_audrey # So i heard you're supposed to serve red wine at human […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}