{"id":730,"date":"2011-10-02T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-02T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/02\/weekly-tweet-digest-2011-10-02\/"},"modified":"2011-10-02T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-02T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2011-10-02","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/02\/weekly-tweet-digest-2011-10-02\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-10-02"},"content":{"rendered":"

@mkazoo<\/a> i tolerate napoleon dynamite & actively dislike gentlemen broncos, but enjoyed nacho libre. i am a cantankerous old man. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
remember how i hate facebook? it is because of things like this: http:\/\/t.co\/IleqcYM2<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Writing is hard, lonely, low paid work.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d — @damiengwalter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
police drive-by macing protesters? RT @damiengwalter<\/a>: This was the moment that the #occupywallst<\/a> protests ignited : http:\/\/t.co\/BhLJfkHX<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@damiengwalter<\/a> americans love comfort & the pledge of bread too much to revolt on a useful scale. we've outsourced our outrage for too long. in reply to damiengwalter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@damiengwalter<\/a> it can't be just generally bad, though, & the revolution would need leaders to point the frothy masses at specific villains. in reply to damiengwalter<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@stygianrenegade<\/a> you're right. heinous, in any case. if the police had left it alone, few people would have paid attention. now, though… in reply to stygianrenegade<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> or someplace like that, yeah. #france<\/a> #kohtao #sicily<\/a> #elsewhere in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> have gone the craziest. i have ground my teeth down to nubs with the gnashing. in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
When i asked her why she bought this she said 'it is 5.99 for a hundred.' http:\/\/t.co\/Vb3IBKxm<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> SOLIDARITY Y'ALL. in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
balled \u00e2\u2030\u00a0 bawled, awe \u00e2\u2030\u00a0 aww, mute \u00e2\u2030\u00a0 moot, taunt \u00e2\u2030\u00a0 taut, tack \u00e2\u2030\u00a0 tact. (pedantic \u00e2\u2030\u00a0 interesting) #<\/a><\/li>\n
work = http:\/\/t.co\/LiN4R0Cm<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@lizargall<\/a> days like this (read: any day), i wish i were wearing a tie made of money in reply to lizargall<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@NicholasStenner<\/a> @lizargall i read that as "bioproducts" at first & imagined a Paint-It-On! money tie made of bright slime molds. in reply to NicholasStenner<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@lizargall<\/a> @NicholasStenner thus the vast tie-piracy problem, because people don't want to pay silk tie prices to lick the tie just once. in reply to lizargall<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Fourteen wheeling birds (of prey? scavengers?) over the highway. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> cabbagepatch conspiracy theories will now co-opt your brain function. see that 'patching everywhere. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> PATCH PATCH SMILE WHEN YOU SWING YOUR ARMS PATCH PATCH. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
plans for tonight: reread @hollyblack<\/a>'s "white cat", read "red glove" at long last. absurdly overdue. #yesss<\/a> #curseworkers #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> true\u00e2\u20ac\u201dyou see the freshly oiled flesh of obese men undulating as they dance, like slugs making love, but you think pretty things, too in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@hollyblack<\/a> i just read "white cat" again. that ending kills absolutely. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@hollyblack<\/a> i'm well. returned to the states at the start of september & now i'm trying to find work, &c. writing is going very well. in reply to hollyblack<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@hollyblack<\/a> just read "red glove" also. so. good. could go on at length but must sleep. champing & foaming for "black heart" already. in reply to hollyblack<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@hollyblack<\/a> i read like a toddler eating cake, and these have that gin & say wha about them anyhow. CANNOT HWEIGHT. in reply to hollyblack<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> instead of red wine i had a can of busch ice, but same idea. now i am all shook up for the release of "black heart." NEXT YEAR. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
nearly ran over a fox while the sky was lit up with lightning. when i got home, some large black bird flew out from under my porch. #<\/a><\/li>\n
at this point, if i see some huge black dog, i'm not even going to be phased. a phoenix could roost on my car engine, i wouldn't even notice #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> i'm a cryptozookeeper, just cranky about how gross this wheelbarrow of harpy feed is. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
harlequinade = strawberry-kiwi lemonade. sliced strawberries, an orange twist, & a surprise dose of mdma dissolved within. #<\/a><\/li>\n
apparently haterade isn't a real beverage either? come on, science, get with it. #<\/a><\/li>\n
stand & salute. RT @GreatDismal<\/a>, @dgroundsel<\/a>: Imperial march played by two floppy disk drives http:\/\/t.co\/GYaghPSw<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> i can't taste anything because my mouth is full of ash. #emonade<\/a> in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
But I, being poor, have only these nachos; \/
\nI have spread my nachos under your feet; \/
\nTread softly because you tread on my nachos. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Definitely thought these christmas m&ms said 'no no no' on them. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@gralinnaea<\/a> now i am showing each one who the next one to be eaten will be. my heartlessness is an evolving, learning heartlessness. in reply to gralinnaea<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> excellent flann article. especially the last paragraph. in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@realvalnolan<\/a> i assumed you might have, in proper nom-de-flann spirit. "fintan o'toole" is not exactly a plausible name. #otool<\/a> in reply to realvalnolan<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kelceyherrera<\/a> TRUTH. in reply to kelceyherrera<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
today i shall be expelled from a cancer benefit concert for making pterodactyl yells. #<\/a><\/li>\n
sure, Gynecologic Oncology is serious business, but when you call the specialty "gyn-onc," that's a dinosaur & i will make those noises, sir #<\/a><\/li>\n
Rex healthcare & unc cancer center concert at nc museum of art. #gynonc<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Four year old kid in a hoodie just threw the horns. #gynonc<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> i have written four replies, & they are all unsuitably creepy. actually creeped myself out. who knew that was even possible anymore? in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kelceyherrera<\/a> have you seen this piece? "subject to change" http:\/\/t.co\/AC7HdzPZ<\/a> a friend just showed it to me; astounding. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kelceyherrera<\/a> i have watched it three times in a row & i do not even know what is happening anymore but it is astounding. in reply to kelceyherrera<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
@mkazoo i tolerate napoleon dynamite & actively dislike gentlemen broncos, but enjoyed nacho libre. i am a cantankerous old man. in reply to mkazoo # remember how i hate facebook? it is because of things like this: http:\/\/t.co\/IleqcYM2 # \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Writing is hard, lonely, low paid work.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d — @damiengwalter # police drive-by macing protesters? RT @damiengwalter: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}