{"id":709,"date":"2011-09-04T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-04T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/04\/weekly-tweet-digest-2011-09-04\/"},"modified":"2011-09-04T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-04T11:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2011-09-04","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/04\/weekly-tweet-digest-2011-09-04\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-09-04"},"content":{"rendered":"

why aren't all the places in canada named after comics sfx? BAMF! SPLORCH! FIZZZ! VANCOUVER! #<\/a><\/li>\n
the burren is astounding, by the way. limestone cut by erosion into oddly elaborate pavement blocks. #<\/a><\/li>\n
eight diagrams of sleep deprivation transatlantic travel kung fu ACTIVATE #london<\/a> #reykjavik #boston<\/a> #durham #activate<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> i am back. and broke. and writing limericks on the filthy floor of logan airport. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
spent a lovely evening with @ken_schneyer<\/a> in boston, eating noodles and yammering. #<\/a><\/li>\n
now, of course, i'm wallowing in mires of linoleum at logan airport, writing limericks and trying not to succumb to the sleep madness. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@taylor_audrey<\/a> of course, what i actually ended up doing was pass out on the filthy ground. in reply to taylor_audrey<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> one tries to be a gentleman. and how one tries. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
dear headphoneless gentleman near me, i will give you a tip regarding the bullying you are about to receive: no no woman no cry no cry. #<\/a><\/li>\n
back in nc. what i noticed first was that everything green is actually yellow-green. #sleepmadness<\/a> #roofdogs #<\/a><\/li>\n
@NicholasStenner<\/a> i have negative money now. it is a situation problematic. in reply to NicholasStenner<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> tsk, didn't we talk about this? armoured cars and irish post offices, that's the moneypot. in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> but i can't anyway without my team: you, as face; @NicholasStenner<\/a>, as herr doktor T, me as a dapper gentleman who makes demands in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@vyemoran<\/a> of all my scant and pathetic states-side goals, going to sf is second only to "rob an armoured car so you have money to go to sf." in reply to vyemoran<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mikejoosse<\/a> i salute you. we must have a hard drive exchange beer sometime soon. not because i have anything cool, but because i know you do in reply to mikejoosse<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@vyemoran<\/a> also haaappy birthday. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mikejoosse<\/a> man, google books got no respect for the arcane secrets of grimoires & such. they done digitized them already. in reply to mikejoosse<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
hwaelp, post-travel lung illness acquired. now all i need is a job and i will be ALL SET THANKS. #givemeajob<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tiffaniangus<\/a> disease twins. <symbol of a heart \/> in reply to tiffaniangus<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tiffaniangus<\/a> my dad's main response has been "go. to. sleep." but i can ask him. in reply to tiffaniangus<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Man. So much food in this house and all i'm eating are pickles. #<\/a><\/li>\n
in other news, my life is super scintillating. #pickletweet<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Cleaning my stuff out of my parents' attic. Just found a pillow #<\/a><\/li>\n
Cleaning my stuff out of my parents' attic. Just found a pillow case full of pennies & dimes. #CrapAttic<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Original typed history of my branch of the Boccaccio family written by my great-grandfather. #crapattic<\/a> #sweet #<\/a><\/li>\n
four stolen hotel keys from away meets in high school cross country. #crapattic<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
paper cutout of pooh bear with somebody's number on the back. #crapattic<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Set of steak knives. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Murderous-looking hatchet & a canteen in the same box as the steak knives. For the thirsty closer? #crapattic<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Stack of comics i drew in high school that are why i got a d in chemistry. #crapattic<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Eight removable dragon tattoos. I need eight girls and a book contract for each, stat. #crapattic<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Met my brother's spike-hamster. It made a sound like an overheating laptop fan & tried to hide inside a sock. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@kateulinah<\/a> it is a series in which, at the end of each installment (spoiler alert) sputnik falls from the sky & solves problems. so no scan in reply to kateulinah<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@Cait_Elizabeth<\/a> you're welcome. i've unpacked all of four boxes, too. in reply to Cait_Elizabeth<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> my question was, actually, why did i throw all these into a pillowcase? was i robbing myself, then got bored & packed boxes instead? in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> now i want to write a short-short about a penny thief. today is all party prep… knocking out everybody who wants to see me at once in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
it's a sad gauge of my mental state, but i just want to go back into the attic & throw away more of my possessions. #derpderp<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> of course! but i'm planning (loosely, money-less-ly) to visit sf as soon as i can wrangle it. solution solved. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> they wouldn't let me in the door. i was thinking more the dillinger route, but first i should learn how to slide across a counter. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
read the first line of a wsj article, "Let's say you were given a year to kill H-P," & thought "voldemort tried that seven times." #<\/a><\/li>\n
but they were talking about hewlett-packard, apparently. #befuddledvoldemort<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mkazoo<\/a> i'm sure you could. my stringcheese body would instead pule about wanting the nice indoors where the books are, then fail to leap. in reply to mkazoo<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
why aren't all the places in canada named after comics sfx? BAMF! SPLORCH! FIZZZ! VANCOUVER! # the burren is astounding, by the way. limestone cut by erosion into oddly elaborate pavement blocks. # eight diagrams of sleep deprivation transatlantic travel kung fu ACTIVATE #london #reykjavik #boston #durham #activate # @mkazoo i am back. and broke. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}