{"id":514,"date":"2010-05-30T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-30T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/30\/weekly-tweet-digest-2010-05-30\/"},"modified":"2010-05-30T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-30T10:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2010-05-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/30\/weekly-tweet-digest-2010-05-30\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2010-05-30"},"content":{"rendered":"

the best storytelling. http:\/\/bit.ly\/axTRDf<\/a> via @GreatDismal<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
is it clarion 08 celebration day? @ferretthimself<\/a> & @Keffy<\/a> are now fully operational @sfwa<\/a> folks. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@rsdevin<\/a> no; that was on one of my interminable roadtrips, so we only had a few hours to see it all. definitely someplace i'll revisit. in reply to rsdevin<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
"we have no enemies under the sun. we will build a mighty tower and storm the gates of heaven." \u00e2\u20ac\u201d said during a meeting. about an html page. #<\/a><\/li>\n
have successfully not written "archdiocese of satan" in a personal letter. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tofermoran<\/a> absolutely serious. complete with "to the sky!" hand motions. in reply to tofermoran<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Posited: the song "whoop, there it is" is essentially a game of peek-a-boo. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> did slim pay that kid? in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
what you love proves who you are. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@schy<\/a> i can't complain too hard; the madness has served me well & introduced me to all of you. godspeed on your move. in reply to schy<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
\u00c2\u00bfd\u00c3\u00b3nde est\u00c3\u00a1 brooklyn? \u00c2\u00bfd\u00c3\u00b3nde est\u00c3\u00a1 brooklyn? \u00c2\u00bfd\u00c3\u00b3nde est\u00c3\u00a1 brooklyn? \u00c2\u00bfd\u00c3\u00b3nde est\u00c3\u00a1 brooklyn? #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tobiasbuckell<\/a> i don't mind mystically channeled art when it's good, but, like fish, when it stinks, it offends. in reply to tobiasbuckell<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
i'm just not sure that "nougat-face" is a compliment. #<\/a><\/li>\n
dance buoy activate: http:\/\/bit.ly\/d5Gy28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tofermoran<\/a> there's a correlating scene in life aquatic, but it's underwater. and claymation. in reply to tofermoran<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
ah knoue wass gurd fromee http:\/\/bit.ly\/cVFMmt<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> doucheped? is that the epic poem describing the exploits of douchetonius? in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> Many a brave soul did it send hurrying down to the impound, and many a hero did it yield a prey to mad hassle and towtrucks. in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
"killing fewer trees is good. keeps their population constant. i hunt trees, bag a few, but i always eat what i kill." \u00e2\u20ac\u201d in another meeting. #<\/a><\/li>\n
in other news, the office's bombay sapphire is gone. mixed with sprite and leftover lemon juice. the ultimate indignity. #<\/a><\/li>\n
i've been declaiming this for weeks. http:\/\/bit.ly\/cSaNrS<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@hmapple<\/a> salud! in reply to hmapple<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mikejoosse<\/a> i just poured a little out on the ground in your memory. in reply to mikejoosse<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> apparently draper used to work here, and he left his liquor cabinet. which i've subsequently drunk. in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
if i have to get arrested, i want to be arrested for this. http:\/\/bit.ly\/9ZuCl3<\/a> via @neilhimself<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD: FRAYED LACE CHIN-GUARD #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD: PINK IS THE BLOOD #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD: PARSIMONITRON'S PURSE #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD: UNHORSED #<\/a><\/li>\n
Last day at dayjob. Wearing this shirt. http:\/\/twitpic.com\/1rta52<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
thanatoast – greek mythological personification of breakfast #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> there are fishman sea monsters on this shirt, carrying women who are wearing pineapples. in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mishellbaker<\/a> more like a raquel welch b-movie painted by beardsley, traced in crayon. in reply to mishellbaker<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
in a cruel coincidence, on my last day, somebody brought dogs into the office. #roofdogs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tofermoran<\/a> i will bring this light around the world with me. and i will chant "you-ess-aaay, you-ess-aaay" the whole time. in reply to tofermoran<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
And we're off. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Virginia #<\/a><\/li>\n
Maryland #<\/a><\/li>\n
Delaware #<\/a><\/li>\n
Pennsylvania #<\/a><\/li>\n
New jersey #<\/a><\/li>\n
I think i just ran over a plague rat. #<\/a><\/li>\n
The sky is the color of blood, the earth is aflame, and the trees are singing nickleback. #<\/a><\/li>\n
New york #<\/a><\/li>\n
Connecticut #<\/a><\/li>\n
Massachusetts #<\/a><\/li>\n
Of all the hamptons, this is the northliest one. #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
the best storytelling. http:\/\/bit.ly\/axTRDf via @GreatDismal # is it clarion 08 celebration day? @ferretthimself & @Keffy are now fully operational @sfwa folks. # @rsdevin no; that was on one of my interminable roadtrips, so we only had a few hours to see it all. definitely someplace i'll revisit. in reply to rsdevin # "we have […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}