{"id":511,"date":"2010-05-16T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-16T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/16\/weekly-tweet-digest-2010-05-16\/"},"modified":"2010-05-16T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-16T10:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2010-05-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/16\/weekly-tweet-digest-2010-05-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2010-05-16"},"content":{"rendered":"

@plasticbrentley<\/a> do you want to be Bowlcut Jackson? or Smoothskull FitzPatrick? in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
interview with paul park. "Strange and Reminiscent: Paul Park on Writing and Teaching" http:\/\/bit.ly\/buEz7Q<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@scottmccloud<\/a> damn kids. (they're on my lawn.) in reply to scottmccloud<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@schy<\/a> yeah, i cringed a bit. but he's a nice guy in every other way, and i had a great time, regardless. in reply to schy<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
if the repetition of phonic patterns were a substance capable of altering body function, i would exchange it for monetary compensation. #<\/a><\/li>\n
i'd trade these similar sounds in units of the absolute weight of a volume of pure water equal to the cube of the hundredth part of a meter. #<\/a><\/li>\n
also: the worth of an inflated air mattress is equal to the value "all that" added to the value "bag of chips," compared to a 1\/3 filled one #<\/a><\/li>\n
The Flaunt & Flail\n
#discothequenames<\/a> #horribleideas #<\/a><\/li>\n
this afternoon's soundtrack: twin sister. http:\/\/bit.ly\/cWqhUI<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
did i just yell "my magic is cheap and tawdry" into the otherwise dead silent office? (yes. yes, i did.) #<\/a><\/li>\n
i guess what i'm saying is that the high point of my day so far was scavenging lunch out of an abandoned house. #<\/a><\/li>\n
…i live there, naturally, so i guess it's not entirely abandoned. at what point do i actually become a squatter? #<\/a><\/li>\n
dayman, champion of the sun. http:\/\/bit.ly\/8ZXl4w<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
back to the abandoned & almost empty house with no internet to grill year-old frozen venison and write a story with cut-ups. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Successfully wrapped venison medallions in bacon. Cooked & ate them. Didn't think about flesh-dwelling worms even once. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> man. that's really sad. correct response: http:\/\/bit.ly\/dvcs54<\/a> in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
if i owned tuxedo pajamas i'd wear them all the time. #justsayin<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
RT @tobiasbuckell<\/a> @Annaleen: vid from robot submersible shows oil gushing into gulf a mile below ocean's surface. http:\/\/nyti.ms\/dc7WjF<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@timpratt<\/a> i'm reading the apple juice one in the spirit of the thundercats theme. in reply to timpratt<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
today at work i have: yelled about tuxedo pajamas, compared someone's skin cancer to a pet bird, discussed bowel implications of paraffin. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@doctorow<\/a> which is better: keep fb acct to watch what less careful relatives and friends post about you, or delete acct & hope nobody posts? #<\/a><\/li>\n
@doctorow<\/a> (not trying to be a dick. i'm worried about this & i'm having trouble finding a workable solution.) in reply to doctorow<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@doctorow<\/a> fair enough. i was off for a few years & came back to tons of tagged photos. bleh. what do you think of diaspora, or similar? in reply to doctorow<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
don't like people uploading photos & tagging you on the facebook? carry this mini-emp. i call it "pinch in a pinch." #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mishellbaker<\/a> you're back! yeah, i know i could delete the account, but that doesn't stop everyone i know from uploading photos & tagging me in reply to mishellbaker<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mishellbaker<\/a> with the right algorithm, everything links. #depressingzen<\/a> #sadface in reply to mishellbaker<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
1) look for the word "mitten" in "intermittently." 2) find it. #<\/a><\/li>\n
"No, no, that's an enterocutaneous fistula." — my father. #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
@plasticbrentley do you want to be Bowlcut Jackson? or Smoothskull FitzPatrick? in reply to plasticbrentley # interview with paul park. "Strange and Reminiscent: Paul Park on Writing and Teaching" http:\/\/bit.ly\/buEz7Q # @scottmccloud damn kids. (they're on my lawn.) in reply to scottmccloud # @schy yeah, i cringed a bit. but he's a nice guy in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}