{"id":509,"date":"2010-05-09T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-09T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/09\/weekly-tweet-digest-2010-05-09\/"},"modified":"2010-05-09T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-09T10:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2010-05-09","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/09\/weekly-tweet-digest-2010-05-09\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2010-05-09"},"content":{"rendered":"

"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written; in writing what deserves to be read." — Pliny the Elder #<\/a><\/li>\n
@gralinnaea<\/a> HA HA HA ORIGINAL JOKES. in reply to gralinnaea<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
man, whenever biggie says "i got chronic by the tree," i always think of christmas. #<\/a><\/li>\n
dear fauxjogger: no matter how enthusiastically you jackknife your arms, if your legs are still moving at a walking pace, you're not running #<\/a><\/li>\n
I see. I suppose I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be taking that milksteak to go then. #<\/a><\/li>\n
unite-inental? continented? i guess all i have to say about the merger is http:\/\/bit.ly\/aRLAhv<\/a>
\n #inthe<\/a> #niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mynameis_shoe<\/a> @mikejoosse @tofermoran<\/a> underground lamb-chop's sing along rendition of little house on the prairie? in reply to mynameis_shoe<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
hour 13: we will have to eat the horses. so glad i remembered to pack the My Little Pony marinade set & the bejeweled basting brush. #<\/a><\/li>\n
if i braid sugardumplet's mane before dinner, is that weird? #<\/a><\/li>\n
SPRINKLEHOOVES: ROTISSERIE VENGEANCE #<\/a><\/li>\n
Glittermane and Foal: Feedbag at the River Styx #<\/a><\/li>\n
solo uno correo m\u00c3\u00a1s, and then i'm going home. #work<\/a> #incorrectspanishprobably #<\/a><\/li>\n
The White Cat, @hollyblack<\/a>'s new novel, is out. Read it, love it, probably shouldn't live it. (Lies, curse magic, damned lies, & sad love.) #<\/a><\/li>\n
my job is essentially an easter egg hunt, after which velociraptors hatch from all the eggs i didn't find. #<\/a><\/li>\n
give me a sugar pill and watch me just rattle down the street #<\/a><\/li>\n
afternoon soundtrack: ellen allien's stadtkind. #<\/a><\/li>\n
all the world looks like this, if i have my caffeine glasses on. http:\/\/bit.ly\/8X8TXs<\/a>
\n via @okgreat<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@thejordache<\/a> @themattlondon oh man, i have apparently not been paying attention. i raise a glass to you both! in reply to thejordache<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
RT @beatonna<\/a>: I love! RT @thomasexciting<\/a> Swedish illustrations from the Hobbit http:\/\/bit.ly\/8XraOm<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
in succinct summary. http:\/\/bit.ly\/E5P1K<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
RT @gatchaboy<\/a> @el_o: If This Van's A Rockin', We're Staring At It With Our Arms Folded #pitchforkbumperstickers<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mikejoosse<\/a> thank you for this. #pitchforkbumperstickers<\/a> in reply to mikejoosse<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> and when the wolves come out of the walls, it's all over. in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Repast from the fjords of tahitia. http:\/\/twitpic.com\/1lbm4p<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
this is for @plasticbrentley<\/a> : RT @GreatDismal<\/a> @ellouis: Skateboarding + Whale-watching : http:\/\/bit.ly\/9fhEEq<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD II: BONNETOCALYPSE #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD IV: SUFFERIN PRIVATIONS #<\/a><\/li>\n
"They've burned down her barn, eaten her horses, & given her husband that divorce. Now Louella MacFitzHibbins is out for blood" #battlesnood<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD MCVII: GENERATIONAL CURSE #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD 3500AD: THE UNCHARITABLE CONVERSATION AND WHAT CAME AFTER #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD: INSIDE VOICES, OUTSIDE SHOES (the new england prequel series. anime. not canon.) #<\/a><\/li>\n
hallucinating roofdogs again. they're eating the horses. #<\/a><\/li>\n
the horses. they're eating the horses. http:\/\/bit.ly\/9yLWTl<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> happy birthday to you. in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
eaten: http:\/\/bit.ly\/d3boLZ<\/a> #thehorses<\/a> #eatingthehorses #roofdogs<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
eaten: http:\/\/bit.ly\/9C0rGj<\/a> #hideousroofdogs<\/a> #thehorses #<\/a><\/li>\n
eaten: http:\/\/bit.ly\/dtXUDj<\/a> #cannibalism<\/a> #moralgreyareas #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> "herr dr. heinrich absovlung and the corpses of horses." #battlesnood<\/a> in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
OH WELL HELLO VERY EARLY MORNING IT IS YOU I HAD NOT NOTICED IT WAS YOU THERE. that you were there, there. #thehorses<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
talked about heroism in tutoring today. one kid picked wolverine as his example. #antihero<\/a> #righton #<\/a><\/li>\n
"ok, what makes wolverine heroic?" i said, and this 4th grader answered, "he's the best at what he does. but what he does isn't very nice." #<\/a><\/li>\n
which i guess misses out on what heroism is, but i gave him the question anyhow. #<\/a><\/li>\n
when this stuff is efficient enough to charge a netbook, make me a tophat with a cell on the crown. http:\/\/bit.ly\/csF1ZY<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
i am now hallucinating african roofdogs on @africam<\/a>'s feed. #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD: COALITION OF HATS #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD: DOILY ASSASSIN IMPRESARIO #<\/a><\/li>\n
BATTLE SNOOD: UNEATING THE HORSES #<\/a><\/li>\n
i am that woo-woo dead parachutist on the mountain. #<\/a><\/li>\n
delany is one of the national book award judges for 2010. http:\/\/bit.ly\/c21jts<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
just officially gave notice. dayjob countdown commencing. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tofermoran<\/a> and we had to eat the minstrels. in reply to tofermoran<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@hmapple<\/a> pretty sure that was my dayjob. "you lookin for a gif, baby? i'll animate you 80k, hunn-ay" in reply to hmapple<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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