{"id":496,"date":"2010-03-21T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/21\/weekly-tweet-digest-2010-03-21\/"},"modified":"2010-03-21T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T10:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2010-03-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/21\/weekly-tweet-digest-2010-03-21\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest &#8211; 2010-03-21"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/elleeffect\" class=\"aktt_username\">elleeffect<\/a> another day of work &amp; no blueberries. oh well. i will demand blueberries next time. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/elleeffect\/statuses\/10439927251\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to elleeffect<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10480817033\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>willpower wanders weeping-ward: wilted weal-walled well, wintery weir. wonder whether weltering work will weather. whatever. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10484563673\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>i predict an increase of sluggish tonally augmented vocal sonic projections &amp; floral ensemble deliveries as a result of this security alert. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10487286958\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>in my home. in my bedroom. where my wife sleeps and my children play with their toys. in my home. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10522036548\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&quot;None of them knew the color of the sky.&quot; \u00e2\u20ac\u201d Stephen Crane, The Open Boat <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10530634287\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mattfraction\" class=\"aktt_username\">mattfraction<\/a>: i have been digging up horrible things richard nixon said and making the mac text-to-speech thing say them while i work. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10540256157\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>machineface needs no foundation. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/dBc0My\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/dBc0My<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10542669379\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>paging doctor whiskey; paging doctor whiskey; paging doctor whiskey; paging doctor whiskey. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10574078490\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>for the first thirty seconds of laughter, people laugh with you. but after a few minutes, they begin to suspect you&#39;re being sarcastic. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23tip\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">tip<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10575176620\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Conrad Schnitzler&#39;s album, Conal, is the soundtrack to the soviet meetings of the machine revolutionaries plotting humanity&#39;s subjugation. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10575781999\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>it&#39;s also a better soundtrack to this video demo&#39;ing the mechanical spider segway. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9m9nLa\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9m9nLa<\/a> via @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/gralinnaea\" class=\"aktt_username\">gralinnaea<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10575814122\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>lest @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/wilw\" class=\"aktt_username\">wilw<\/a> be the only star trek cast member to have weird art painted of him: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/levarburton\" class=\"aktt_username\">levarburton<\/a> &amp; @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/brentspiner\" class=\"aktt_username\">brentspiner<\/a> graffiti: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/a6grdw\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/a6grdw<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10577571047\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/AdamIsrael\" class=\"aktt_username\">AdamIsrael<\/a> congrats on getting into #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23clarion\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">clarion<\/a>  going last summer was the best thing i&#39;ve ever done. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10590546424\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>working late yet again, this time with led zeppelin soundtrack. i&#39;m surprised at how much better i feel. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10603153832\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>i am the grownup version of an infant. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23soheavyman\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">soheavyman<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10604005069\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mkazoo\" class=\"aktt_username\">mkazoo<\/a> i&#39;m going to need a midnight magnesium brick before long&#8212;my eyes are twitching shut. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mkazoo\/statuses\/10603416958\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to mkazoo<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10604097499\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>file me under feats of science #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23science\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">science<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10604471058\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/tamarasheehan\" class=\"aktt_username\">tamarasheehan<\/a> yes, that is a fact. science has proven it so. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/tamarasheehan\/statuses\/10603872404\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to tamarasheehan<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10604582803\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/nicoletaylor28\" class=\"aktt_username\">nicoletaylor28<\/a> no no no no false! have i not told you of my idea for a miniature globe that will expand upon pregnancy? lex luthor of skin. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/nicoletaylor28\/statuses\/10605361557\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10605395395\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>there&#39;s going to be a lot of slow singing, and flower bringing, if my lotus notes alarm keeps ringing. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10620849062\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>the leech that lives with the hermit crab, within the shell; cheek by jowl, her die-cutter circled smile; she&#39;s certain this will end well. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10624728472\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>today i&#39;m trying to envy other people. is that green enough for you, patrick? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10626147840\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>every few hours i taste blood. should probably stop swallowing live eels. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10634251062\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>i named this moray murray. &#39;ello, murray. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/cE175N\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/cE175N<\/a> (remixed from <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/cIkRtl\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/cIkRtl<\/a> CC2) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10634636465\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You know it&#39;s a good day when you find yourself quoting the godfather ii more than twice. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10648987886\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>so bizarre. (in my mind, this happens at every discotheque) <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9J45y9\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9J45y9<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10695785887\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Happiness and a comfortable life are indecent.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201d Herbert Marcuse <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10698155104\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hollyblack\" class=\"aktt_username\">hollyblack<\/a> the only solution is a hideous hackjob with duct tape and a support a-frame made of twigs. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23macguyver\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">macguyver<\/a> #cheaper <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hollyblack\/statuses\/10702617510\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to hollyblack<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10703158741\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hollyblack\" class=\"aktt_username\">hollyblack<\/a> who dislikes them? that&#39;s what i want to know. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hollyblack\/statuses\/10703246128\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to hollyblack<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10704004175\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hollyblack\" class=\"aktt_username\">hollyblack<\/a> just so happens i have my posse-forming materials and resources right here. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hollyblack\/statuses\/10704025329\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to hollyblack<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10704278474\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mkazoo\" class=\"aktt_username\">mkazoo<\/a> delayed reaction: you&#39;ve never seen the godfather I or II? remedy this. as soon as possible. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mkazoo\/statuses\/10654464861\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to mkazoo<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10710226754\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>i need get-pumped music. suggestions? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10710271899\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>ah, the section of the evening when i begin to hallucinate sights and sounds. strange music and dark movement in my periphery. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10711790322\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mkazoo\" class=\"aktt_username\">mkazoo<\/a> still at work, actually. it&#39;s not the best, but i get overtime pay, so. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mkazoo\/statuses\/10711162370\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to mkazoo<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10711804815\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>count my name among the pistol whipped. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10731502680\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/plasticbrentley\" class=\"aktt_username\">plasticbrentley<\/a> hhhwhat? hhwhen you say hhwhip, you say it all hhweird. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/plasticbrentley\/statuses\/10732662230\" class=\"aktt_tweet_reply\">in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10733373556\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>nauseating verdict: peter watts convicted of assaulting an officer. fear the border guards. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/dwO1ez\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/dwO1ez<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10735770242\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>say no next time. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23reminders\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">reminders<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10738021163\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>When letting all attachments go \/<br \/>\nIs the only prayer we know \/<br \/>\nMay it be so \/<br \/>\nMay it be so \/<br \/>\nMay it be so. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10739705633\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>time to hit the road. this is north carolina, signing off. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10771546604\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Tennessee <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10783298950\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Arkansas <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10801218400\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>We&#39;re staying in david lynch&#39;s winter cottage down the hall from a shirtless john wayne gacy. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/10803702802\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@elleeffect another day of work &amp; no blueberries. oh well. i will demand blueberries next time. in reply to elleeffect # willpower wanders weeping-ward: wilted weal-walled well, wintery weir. wonder whether weltering work will weather. whatever. # i predict an increase of sluggish tonally augmented vocal sonic projections &amp; floral ensemble deliveries as a result [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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