{"id":488,"date":"2010-02-28T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-28T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/28\/weekly-tweet-digest-2010-02-28\/"},"modified":"2010-02-28T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-28T10:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2010-02-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/28\/weekly-tweet-digest-2010-02-28\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest – 2010-02-28"},"content":{"rendered":"

@elleeffect<\/a> or, when the pile of laundry seems too high, wear it down. in reply to elleeffect<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
much to my delight and alternating envy, my buddy @smoonen<\/a> is reading tolkien's letters. here's a little sample: http:\/\/bit.ly\/axAlbg<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Dain's. They have a drink called the decepticon, which is a martini that tastes like licorice, then changes to butterscotch. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Has my phone suddenly yielded up the texting ghost? (this is a test) #<\/a><\/li>\n
@plasticbrentley<\/a> and they are. somewhere, someone is boiling hotdogs and chanting under his breath. he will bring friends. in reply to plasticbrentley<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
(note: i am not currently at dain's. texting to twitter was delayed, then shot through in batches? this is not optimal. i am displeased.) #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mynameis_shoe<\/a> i want a membership certificate with a seal of gold-leaf. in reply to mynameis_shoe<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@apopa<\/a> sort of like ambergris. so, twibergris? in reply to apopa<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
you love a stone. #<\/a><\/li>\n
rosemary workbagel with sliced tomato. #free<\/a> #mostly #lesigh<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
RT @gralinnaea<\/a>: OMG! Alexander Graham Bell Kissing his wife inside a Sierpinski tetrahedron!! http:\/\/bit.ly\/b9sZp4<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mynameis_shoe<\/a> you should grow one too. beard-brethren. in reply to mynameis_shoe<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@mynameis_shoe<\/a> your beard flows in spirit. multi-dimensional & hirsute. in reply to mynameis_shoe<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
finally listening to joanna newsom's new album, "have one on me." #<\/a><\/li>\n
@tofermoran<\/a> details, details, details. i am unbound of time and space. in reply to tofermoran<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
…. cue vibrato? #<\/a><\/li>\n
sometimes i'm tempted to use trending topics, because they are usually silly. #<\/a><\/li>\n
The #firstdaterules<\/a> b\/c it's perilous: tiger pit, the lovelorn sentient vines, feats of strength, mimicking bellow battle with your father.. #<\/a><\/li>\n
Comparatively, the second date's lame. "Maybe we should try Thai?" Please. If it's not poisoned with undetectable toxins, I'm not interested #<\/a><\/li>\n
The third date is just folding a huge pile of clean socks. I mean, I think they're clean. #<\/a><\/li>\n
@GreatDismal<\/a> i thought aspiral clocks would have something to do with breath or airflow, like the beverly clock but running entirely on air. in reply to GreatDismal<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> Ambrose St. Loinfruit. Ambrose MacLoinfruit. Ambrose Von Loinfruit. Ambrose FitzLoinfruit. The prefixes are endless. in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> Ambrose Garcia Mendez Lucia Fruta de Los Lomos, for that Spanish flair. in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> he also has the consumption, which he contracted from his philandering cousin, Ambrose Loinfruitsington III. in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> and when they meet: oaths of brotherhood, tears, repentance from Loinfruitryble's dodgy ways, and inheritance for everyone! in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> entitled The Branching Tree of the Loinfruittenzies: WombHarvest. (it's a video game, apparently?) in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@nicoletaylor28<\/a> "you have chosen an improper cravat-pin. your family decides you are a changeling and drowns you in the sewer." in reply to nicoletaylor28<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Did that cashier in the gas station just quote willy wonka to me? (yes.) #<\/a><\/li>\n
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll float endlessly in the silent void of space. #<\/a><\/li>\n
YES! RT @schy<\/a>: YES!!! RT @YouWorkForThem<\/a>: Criterion collection launches on HULU. File under YES! http:\/\/bit.ly\/9gfpOa<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
AND the criterion hulu starts with zatoichi, whoo hoo! #<\/a><\/li>\n
apparently there are more criterion movies on hulu, but they're not labeled as such. http:\/\/bit.ly\/buPI0W<\/a> via @CriterionCast<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
ah, magic hat number 9. ah, excellent friends. ahm still at work. #<\/a><\/li>\n
listening to borges's harvard lecture, "the riddle of poetry" from "this craft of verse." #<\/a><\/li>\n
i'm going to try this with the next short story i write http:\/\/bit.ly\/ctAZQv<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
perspective! sunshine and hearts! http:\/\/bit.ly\/c4T1UB<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
excited for a buddy. good news, even if it's not my good news, makes my soul glad. #<\/a><\/li>\n
RT @warrenellis<\/a>: KILLER whales. Not Cuddle Whales. Not Soft Whales. They're called KILLER whales. How does this point escape people? #<\/a><\/li>\n
(healthy respect for the whale is what i'm saying) #<\/a><\/li>\n
one does not "shoot" an email. one "sends" an email #corporatespeak<\/a> #pistolfingers #isthisreallyanimportantdistinction<\/a> #notreally #pettiness<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
Dain's, for the third meal in a row? (yes) #<\/a><\/li>\n
http:\/\/twitpic.com\/15fz57<\/a> – Found on my windshield. I hope so too. #<\/a><\/li>\n
putting fresh bagel day on the same day as payday which is also friday may have been a tactical error. spread the points of joy out instead? #<\/a><\/li>\n
@rquat<\/a> is it the dog? is the dog speaking? in reply to rquat<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@timpratt<\/a> & then you have to edit out thirty-seven pages of "and then he punched that guy in the face AGAIN. BECAUSE THAT GUY IS TERRIBLE." in reply to timpratt<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
@gralinnaea<\/a> @nicoletaylor28 ALSO YOU SHOULD DRINK SUFFICIENT AMOUNTS OF WATER AND SPEND LIMITED TIME IN THE SUN!!! in reply to gralinnaea<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
this is basically what i want to do for work. http:\/\/bit.ly\/bt4P8z<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
computer generated music. (why not compile all the music you can find & use that database to make more?) http:\/\/bit.ly\/cZH9iG<\/a> via futurismic #<\/a><\/li>\n
compounding evolution in music: input newly released albums & see where it goes. at the end of each month, run program & input new song. #<\/a><\/li>\n
today went something like this http:\/\/bit.ly\/cNee0e<\/a> mixed with this http:\/\/bit.ly\/a4uweJ<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n
a beautiful & silent path: http:\/\/ffffound.com\/image\/35b3e5ce8bbc42a08aae54484942b69e702db5ac<\/a> #<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
@elleeffect or, when the pile of laundry seems too high, wear it down. in reply to elleeffect # much to my delight and alternating envy, my buddy @smoonen is reading tolkien's letters. here's a little sample: http:\/\/bit.ly\/axAlbg # Dain's. They have a drink called the decepticon, which is a martini that tastes like licorice, then […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}