{"id":385,"date":"2009-06-14T23:59:59","date_gmt":"2009-06-15T03:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/14\/weekly-tweet-digest-2009-06-14\/"},"modified":"2009-06-14T23:59:59","modified_gmt":"2009-06-15T03:59:59","slug":"weekly-tweet-digest-2009-06-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulboccaccio.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/14\/weekly-tweet-digest-2009-06-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweet Digest &#8211; 2009-06-14"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/NicholasStenner\">NicholasStenner<\/a> don&#8217;t know how you feel about netbooks, but today <a href=\"http:\/\/woot.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/woot.com<\/a> has an Asus Eee PC 900. small. reviews: <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/SZ6g\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/is.gd\/SZ6g<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/NicholasStenner\/statuses\/2073188709\">in reply to NicholasStenner<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2075022284\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>somebody found my site by searching: &#8220;too much alcohol in the blood surrogate.&#8221; (i&#8217;m fifth for that phrase in google. fluky, but wonderful.) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2080823543\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hmapple\">hmapple<\/a> the phrase is from aldous huxley&#8217;s &#8220;brave new world,&#8221; so it&#8217;s definitely a positive association. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2081290919\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @GreatDismal: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/erlsn\">erlsn<\/a> hammer time: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/MgZHn\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/MgZHn<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2081312639\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/documentingme\">documentingme<\/a> the accord has a cassette player. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/documentingme\/statuses\/2081423374\">in reply to documentingme<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2081455711\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@tofermoran, you&#8217;re name dropping like a mother of sextuplets. (this is my jealously speaking. curse my metal body, but ny sounds fantastic) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/tofermoran\/statuses\/2082165629\">in reply to tofermoran<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2082248997\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/lizargall\">lizargall<\/a> hooray! safe travels. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/lizargall\/statuses\/2083092707\">in reply to lizargall<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2083109106\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s a huge cumulus-ish cloud over my house spewing orange lightning. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2083696259\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>good morning. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/sI4NE\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/sI4NE<\/a><br \/>\n (via mer) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2088583126\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\">mishellbaker<\/a> cool! quite ready to be there already. (and i&#8217;m still thinking through my response to your previous post. important question.) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\/statuses\/2092001277\">in reply to mishellbaker<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2092378415\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>so. cool. a little scary.  RT @GreatDismal: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ColinPeters\">ColinPeters<\/a> @deadbutsmiling: <a href=\"http:\/\/tr.im\/nUQz\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/tr.im\/nUQz<\/a> These guys + Linux AI = Skynet. The real one. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2092394301\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>i just looked at a map and thought, &#8220;but it might be quicker if we go by sea&#8211;&#8221; quite seriously. i am insane. i have no boat &#38; no sailing xp <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2094070458\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MaryRobinette\">MaryRobinette<\/a> congratulations on the sale! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MaryRobinette\/statuses\/2095106774\">in reply to MaryRobinette<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2095159833\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @MaryRobinette: Sale! My time-traveling grandmother story, &#8220;First Flight,&#8221; to @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/pnh\">pnh<\/a> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/tordotcom\">tordotcom<\/a> Yay! <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/yCQVD\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/yCQVD<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2095167824\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>reminds me of shel silverstein&#8217;s &#8220;picture puzzle piece&#8221;: <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/W2L7\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/is.gd\/W2L7<\/a>  RT @bethofalltrades: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/706sa\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/706sa<\/a> &#8211; For @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dharma_punx\">dharma_punx<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2095772455\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>reading kim stanley robinson&#8217;s &#8220;red mars&#8221; in prep for #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23clarion\">clarion<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2097972570\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>writing. #gunstreetnovelthon. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2102029643\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;you don&#8217;t argue with the police. you just don&#8217;t.&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/VdN14\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/VdN14<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2105488500\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>ok, the anvils at the end of scene 2 in das rheingold are amazing. needing wagner to make it through today. can&#8217;t wait for #clarion. argh. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2105772829\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @wilw: Great short short short story from @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/wordwill\">wordwill<\/a> at Ficly: <a href=\"http:\/\/ficly.com\/stories\/935\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/ficly.com\/stories\/935<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2108473342\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>due for a late night of pizza, mountain dew, and programming. feels like college again. except this is #dayjob. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2109681975\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>also: listening to die walk\u00c3\u00bcre. so good i&#8217;m riding a horse! i&#8217;m making a lot of the same mistakes over &#38; again!  pleasantly devoid of wisdom <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2109752319\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\">mishellbaker<\/a> i just did a sneaky wotd. your word reminded me of this harlan ellison short story: <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/Ylvv\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/is.gd\/Ylvv<\/a> (click &#8220;prince mishkin&#8221;) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\/statuses\/2109327766\">in reply to mishellbaker<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2109774603\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\">mishellbaker<\/a> beats me. brain titration? it&#8217;s from a page of japanese mental health illustrations; struck me as neat. due for a pic change. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\/statuses\/2109777304\">in reply to mishellbaker<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2109828984\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\">mishellbaker<\/a> aw. i love harlan ellison&#8217;s work. love it love it love it. his delivery especially. i&#8217;m working on reading aloud, but so far.. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\/statuses\/2109840891\">in reply to mishellbaker<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2109940738\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\">mishellbaker<\/a> i heard he was very kind in person, to everyone except provocateurs. pretty sure he&#8217;d think my writing was crap too, though. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\/statuses\/2109972708\">in reply to mishellbaker<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2110082487\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/NicholasStenner\">NicholasStenner<\/a> you probably have a healthier self-image. more confidence, or something. you could trade carnie stories with him. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/NicholasStenner\/statuses\/2110135657\">in reply to NicholasStenner<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2110213690\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>just realized i missed the ballerina tweet. you know, &#8220;tu-tu, tu-tu.&#8221; i&#8217;m on 2226 now. numerology failure. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2111807969\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>First musical business of the day: continue Das Rheingold. Starting with Siegfried. Hooray Wagner. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2117631910\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\">mishellbaker<\/a> wotd: She lathed a pat of empty space until the striations of time &#38; matter faded to a hollow half-sphere, a turned hyperbole. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mishellbaker\/statuses\/2119921671\">in reply to mishellbaker<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2120436156\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/10qHSB\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/10qHSB<\/a><br \/>\n writing advice article reservoir from agent @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/NathanBransford\">NathanBransford<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2120472483\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>also, @nathanbransford&#8217;s revision checklist is helpful as well. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/pEWU9\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/pEWU9<\/a><br \/>\n #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23writing\">writing<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2120512039\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>this morning&#8217;s soundtrack: wagner&#8217;s g\u00c3\u00b6tterdammerung. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2132039373\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>as if we needed another testament of delany&#8217;s coolness: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whereiwrite.org\/delany.php\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.whereiwrite.org\/delany.php<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2135677764\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>delightful short story: &#8220;Story of Your Life,&#8221; by Ted Chiang. reminded me of &#8220;slaughterhouse-five.&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/heptapod.org\/storylife.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/heptapod.org\/storylife.html<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2148208600\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>starting to pack at 3am for a 9:30am move? why yes, i suppose &#8220;procrastinator&#8221; might be an apt descriptor. also &#8220;sleep deprived idiot.&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2151420615\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Doing laundry, reading red mars. Eventually i&#8217;ll break down, but not yet. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2151621372\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>more packing. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2152915010\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>thumbing through my old #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23clarion\">clarion<\/a> anthologies (I, II, and III, from the 70s). realized a bit more fully: i&#8217;m going to this. i can go. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2152953931\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>have procured juices of orange, donuts of fatness, and energy drinks of foul-tasting and energy-dealing. ready freddy. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2153326214\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/OMGDurham\">OMGDurham<\/a> neither. have to move instead. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/OMGDurham\/statuses\/2153341555\">in reply to OMGDurham<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2153354873\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/OMGDurham\">OMGDurham<\/a> eh. moving is teh suck. wish i could be running w\/ you guys instead. good luck &#38; give everyone my best. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/OMGDurham\/statuses\/2153367415\">in reply to OMGDurham<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2153390438\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/themattlondon\">themattlondon<\/a> will do. found them at a library book sale before i knew what clarion was &#38; bought them on strength of harlan ellison&#8217;s name. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/themattlondon\/statuses\/2154666175\">in reply to themattlondon<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2161673079\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\u0005\u0003#\u0002\u0001??3??&gt;????%? ?? w???????;?&gt;???p0\u0004!??y)h(^?Ao7??N???v0d???n?(? ?Awy?N\/?A??8]v?? szLO???9=?f????z?:??????\u0007????&lt;,????u%?????9=! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2166801549\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\u0005\u0003#\u0002\u0002\\ <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2166803325\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>w\u00c3\u00b6rk. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2168860635\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>ok, before i w\u00c3\u00b8rk for real (it is so kvlt, this w\u00c3\u00b6rk i do), enjoy this hot-captioned photo of @neilgaiman. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/2e58o\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/2e58o<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2168961215\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>duck-rabbit milk stout &#38; programming. one of these things does not belong. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2169178546\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>iran is smoldering, full of political\/military tension. get updates via @persiankiwi, who&#8217;s on the ground. (via @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/joe_hill\">joe_hill<\/a> et al) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2170645226\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @persiankiwi: 4am and people still on streets and rooftops shouting &#8216;death to the dictator&#8217;. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Iranelection\">Iranelection<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2170795638\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>so much injustice. another iran src RT @neilhimself: RT and this &#8211; Meserach: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/change_for_iran\">change_for_iran<\/a> has me in actual fucking tears  #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23iranelections\">iranelections<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2171526848\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/joe_hill\">joe_hill<\/a> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cnn\">cnn<\/a> has something, at least, on their main page. @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/nprnews\">nprnews<\/a> has nothing. bbc has a video &#38; article.  everyone is focused on israel. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/joe_hill\/statuses\/2171823534\">in reply to joe_hill<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2171917720\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>interesting analysis of the current #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23iranelection\">iranelection<\/a> : <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/IaXLV\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/IaXLV<\/a><br \/>\n he&#8217;s right. this smells wrong. via @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/qikipedia\">qikipedia<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/qikipedia\/statuses\/2171764431\">in reply to qikipedia<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2172031265\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1oyXU\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/1oyXU<\/a><br \/>\n on-the-ground sources via the previous video. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23iranelection\">iranelection<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2172070194\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/qikipedia\">qikipedia<\/a> well timed, and well said. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/qikipedia\/statuses\/2172043789\">in reply to qikipedia<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2172083549\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>@<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/neilhimself\">neilhimself<\/a> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/joe_hill\">joe_hill<\/a> washingtonpost.com ran an insightful article by journo @Thomas_Erdbrink, who is in iran. what injustice #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23iranelection\">iranelection<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/neilhimself\/statuses\/2171963496\">in reply to neilhimself<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2172185151\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>just got home from work. muy #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23dayjob\">dayjob<\/a> failure, but i have to finish these projects before thursday (when i depart). so it goes. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2173702623\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>if i want to write tomorrow morning, i have to sleep now. so works this fragile brain of mine. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/paulboccaccio\/statuses\/2173709917\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@NicholasStenner don&#8217;t know how you feel about netbooks, but today http:\/\/woot.com has an Asus Eee PC 900. small. reviews: http:\/\/is.gd\/SZ6g in reply to NicholasStenner # somebody found my site by searching: &#8220;too much alcohol in the blood surrogate.&#8221; 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