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Monthly Archives: August 2011

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-08-28

becaned: noun, meaning "festooned with canes." # usage tips: have you planted a stand of sugarcane? thou hast becaned it. # or: are you magneto, gatecrashing stryker's retirement party? BECANED. # preparing to be a sniveling wageslave again. searching for jobs and all i can do is quote glengarry glen ross to myself. # all […]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-08-21

the best part of skyping with my family is when they make fun of me when my my my my feed skips. # @mkazoo i was going to say "san diego" but yeah, bizet. & it's not the alcohol i object to with bukowski, it's the alcoholism. & fistfights. in reply to mkazoo # reading […]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-08-14

UH WAMP BOMP A DU-MOM A BOM-BAM-BOOM. — little richard,"tutti frutti" # raising the sleep debt ceiling. # @apopa your children can pay my debts, too. in reply to apopa # morning soundtrack: ratatat – lex – http://t.co/WAZoUEL # so do i try to brand the volume number into my new notebook, or use permanent […]

Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-08-07

@Cait_Elizabeth doctor whiskey has written a prescription. FOR HIMSELF. in reply to Cait_Elizabeth # Würste Tour 2011 – The Wurstening – Fleischocalypse – Die Würstedämmerung #youguys #meat #somuch # do i even need to say that i'm in germany? # also, to all you folks living in heatwave town: germany is unseasonably cold this summer. […]

You Crazy For This One, Gargamel

Wenn du ein Beziehungsprobleme hast, dann tust du mir echt Leid, Junge. Ich habe neunundneunzig Probleme, aber die Schlumpf ist keins davon.