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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2010-05-16

  • @plasticbrentley do you want to be Bowlcut Jackson? or Smoothskull FitzPatrick? in reply to plasticbrentley #
  • interview with paul park. "Strange and Reminiscent: Paul Park on Writing and Teaching" http://bit.ly/buEz7Q #
  • @scottmccloud damn kids. (they're on my lawn.) in reply to scottmccloud #
  • @schy yeah, i cringed a bit. but he's a nice guy in every other way, and i had a great time, regardless. in reply to schy #
  • if the repetition of phonic patterns were a substance capable of altering body function, i would exchange it for monetary compensation. #
  • i'd trade these similar sounds in units of the absolute weight of a volume of pure water equal to the cube of the hundredth part of a meter. #
  • also: the worth of an inflated air mattress is equal to the value "all that" added to the value "bag of chips," compared to a 1/3 filled one #
  • The Flaunt & Flail

    #discothequenames #horribleideas #

  • this afternoon's soundtrack: twin sister. http://bit.ly/cWqhUI #
  • did i just yell "my magic is cheap and tawdry" into the otherwise dead silent office? (yes. yes, i did.) #
  • i guess what i'm saying is that the high point of my day so far was scavenging lunch out of an abandoned house. #
  • …i live there, naturally, so i guess it's not entirely abandoned. at what point do i actually become a squatter? #
  • dayman, champion of the sun. http://bit.ly/8ZXl4w #
  • back to the abandoned & almost empty house with no internet to grill year-old frozen venison and write a story with cut-ups. #
  • Successfully wrapped venison medallions in bacon. Cooked & ate them. Didn't think about flesh-dwelling worms even once. #
  • @plasticbrentley man. that's really sad. correct response: http://bit.ly/dvcs54 in reply to plasticbrentley #
  • if i owned tuxedo pajamas i'd wear them all the time. #justsayin #
  • RT @tobiasbuckell @Annaleen: vid from robot submersible shows oil gushing into gulf a mile below ocean's surface. http://nyti.ms/dc7WjF #
  • @timpratt i'm reading the apple juice one in the spirit of the thundercats theme. in reply to timpratt #
  • today at work i have: yelled about tuxedo pajamas, compared someone's skin cancer to a pet bird, discussed bowel implications of paraffin. #
  • @doctorow which is better: keep fb acct to watch what less careful relatives and friends post about you, or delete acct & hope nobody posts? #
  • @doctorow (not trying to be a dick. i'm worried about this & i'm having trouble finding a workable solution.) in reply to doctorow #
  • @doctorow fair enough. i was off for a few years & came back to tons of tagged photos. bleh. what do you think of diaspora, or similar? in reply to doctorow #
  • don't like people uploading photos & tagging you on the facebook? carry this mini-emp. i call it "pinch in a pinch." #
  • @mishellbaker you're back! yeah, i know i could delete the account, but that doesn't stop everyone i know from uploading photos & tagging me in reply to mishellbaker #
  • @mishellbaker with the right algorithm, everything links. #depressingzen #sadface in reply to mishellbaker #
  • 1) look for the word "mitten" in "intermittently." 2) find it. #
  • "No, no, that's an enterocutaneous fistula." — my father. #
This was written by Paul. Posted on Sunday, May 16, 2010, at 6:00 am. Filed under Twitter. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

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